Please Review
Fm 22-102 Wall To Wall Counseling
Please review the following addition to the Supervisor's Handbook:
Hurt Feelings Report
For use of this form, see FM-22-102; the proponent agency is TRADOC |
| Data Required by the Privacy Act of 1974 |
| Authority: | 5 USC 301, Departmental Regulations; 10 USC 3013, Secretary of the Army and E.O. 9397 (SSN) | | Principal Purpose: | To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings, and to provide leaders with a list of soldiers who require additional counseling, NCO leadership, and extra duty… | | Routine Uses: | For subordinate leader development IAW 22-102. Leaders & whiners should use this form as necessary. | | Disclosure: | Disclosure is voluntary, but repeated disclosure may result in a DA Form 779-1A, Report of Wall To Wall Counseling. |
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| Part I - Administrative Data |
A. Whiner'S Name(Last, First, MI)
| B. Rank/Grade
| C. Social Security Number
| D. Date of Report
| E. Organization
| F. Name & Title of the Person Filling Out This Form
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| Part II - Incident Report |
A. Date Feelings Were Hurt
| B. Time of Hurtfulness
| C. Location of Hurtful Incident
| D. NCO or Officer Sympathetic to Whiner
| E. Name of Real Man/Woman Who Hurt Your Sensitive Feelings
| F. Rank/Grade
| G. Organization(If different from 1E above)
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| Injury |
| A. Which Ear Were the Words of Hurtfulness Spoken Into? | B. Is There Permanent Feeling Damage? | | C. Did You Require a 'Tissue' for Tears? | D. Has This Resulted in a Traumatic Brain Injury? |
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| Reason for Filing This Report(Mark all that apply) |
| I am thin skinned. | The Army needs to fix my problems. | Two beers is not enough. | | I am a whimp. | My feelings are easily hurt. | My hands should be in my pockets. | | I have woman/man-like hormones. | I didn't sign up for this. | I was not offered a post-grief debriefing. | | I am a crybaby. | I was told that I am not a hero. | Someone requested a post-grief debriefing. | | I want my Mommy. | The weather is too cold. | All of the above, and more. |
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| Narrative(Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt.) |
| Part III - Authentication |
A. Printed Name of Real Man/Woman
| B. Signature
| C. Printed Name of Whiner
| D. Signature
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| We, as the Army, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and we will promptly dispatch a 'hugger' to you ASAP. In the event we are unable to find a 'hugger,' we will notify the Fire Department, and request that they send fire personnel to your location. If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to provide you with a 'blankey,' a 'binky,' and/or a bottle, if you so desire. |
| DA Form Imt W#1, April 2009 | Edition of April, 1989 is Obsolete |
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Wall To Wall Counseling Fm 22 102
FM 22-102 / April 1999 7 When counselee is counselor's sexual partner In the section about conducting wall-to-wall counseling while under the influence of alcohol we pointed out that the leader must know his troops intimately is order to effectively counsel them. It was released April 1st, 1989 along with Field Manual 22-102 'Wall-to-Wall Counseling' (FM 22-102) as a joke. The latest version of the report was released on April 1, 2009, according to which the edition of April 1989 is now 'obselete,' intentionally spelled incorrectly. WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102. The following pages contain humor that may be offensive to some. Please do not continue to read if you are easily offended by harsh language, or believe that all documents on the Internet must be politically correct! Wall-to-wall Counseling Fm 22-102. Category: Information Author: ncoer 0. Wall-to-Wall counseling has been around longer than the American military.